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The master of word salad, internationally acclaimed humorist, satirist, noirist, observing sympathetic cynic of our times? You can tell your grandchildren you visited this historic site.

FYI: When asked which animal he preferred to represent him, he replied "An Elephant!"

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Very Flash>> Bob has been seen in London making a 7 minute filmette...THE MOMENT OF ACCEPTING LIFE...coming to filmette theaters near you...don't blink !http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2003/MERC-May-29-Thu-2003/21409969.html
Non Flash>> bored on the bus?...read Bob on your w@p phone http://wap.pyweb.com/romac.vml
Hmm... Flash>> "The Presidents Palm Reader" read my new novel...on Xlibris Word Wallace is just a con man with no ambition till he falls for Alberta. She career-manages him into the Oval Office where he takes charge of a failing president and overthrows a conspiracy to impeach him.
Pre Flash>> New York - Love Creek Productions put on my one-act play "Steel Man" at John Houseman's Studio Theatre (450 West 42nd Street) as part of an evening with three other one-acts. It was directed by Vicky Weidman, a member of the repertory company and as she had promised it was a good-looking show.
Bob MacLean's THEMOMENT OF ACCEPTING LIFE is on HBO in April. (It won at Bombay and Dallas and is now on French and Japanese TV.) His play CHOCOLATEAND CHAMPAGNE opened in New York in November; next, the film. THE FEET-EATERS a story, can be savored instantly at http://www.southeastern.edu.gr/literature/thefeet-eaters.htm Humor website: http://www.romac.8m.com Comic smugglers (free ofcharge): http://www.fictionworks.com/eshipmentfromindia.htm Washington satire: http://www.xlibris.com/ThePresidentsPalmReader.html Greek island mystery: http://www.ronsdalepress.com/catalogue/homeparty.html Adult fairy tale: http://fictionworks.com/etheedgeof.htm Stage plays: http://www.bakersplays.com
NEW on ROMAC
3 Poems
> Nobody Left to Read
> The Return of Dirty Harry
> Woman Pissing

And now for our feature, HELP ME WRITE THIS POEM.  Add a couplet for me and let’s create a masterpiece.  

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Here goes:I dreamed that I had misplaced my umbrella.
And woke up with a panicked sense of loss.

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Mortal Coil a novel in monthly serial, an ebook! will be available to download soon, or read it now, a new chapter each month." the hearse fish-tailed like crazy "...
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It doesn’t come off!...mercedes orange More or less of a cockroach, really...the fat girls contest
oney unimportant except as membrane...gigolo "You are doing something wrong.  By now that should be obvious"...you have upset the balance of the universe by being born

a man travels with a woman who pays...robert

M The seam is a pucker of delicate elephant skin... attack of the giant feminists
But I couldn't very well become Mrs Fartmore!...three laughs I fabricate some persiflage...Rude Rhymes 1-2-3-4-5
Why do you feel cancelled by that...hello I am enclosed in satisfaction...will you please f...0ff
Perfume this strangely hopeful place...picnic in a graveyard The trouble with reading Dorian Gray
Is you stare at yourself in the mirror all day...new
"Have we ever slept together?"...my husband suspects "...this site is a sick waste of time..." visitors' bus

I had to lick my fingers and throw it so I could speak...contrition

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